Jessica|SENIOR | Sweet 17| Livin LIFE:)

Well baby I’ve been alone for almost all my life, what makes you think you can ever do me right?

—Abel, Same Old Song (via highlyjaded)

(via weedyindeedy)



wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via 2-the-moon-and-back-again)